BBB Broduction

Klaus Kinski in Action

2006-09-16T12:46:00.000+02:00

Vollassi Toni "Die Wahrheit"

2006-06-23T20:27:00.000+02:00

The Guys' Rules

2006-06-16T10:00:00.000+02:00

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note: all rules are numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
1. All of these rules run as #1 priorities. Learn to prioritize them as men do!

Do You Speak English?

2006-06-16T09:59:00.000+02:00

Chip Tricks

2006-05-15T13:33:00.000+02:00

Ronald Mc D.

2006-04-04T18:29:00.000+02:00

Marketing Strategien

2006-03-29T13:17:00.000+02:00

Weibliche Marketingstrategien:

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du gehst zu ihm hin und sagst: "Ich bin ziemlich gut im Bett!" Das ist Direktmarketing.

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du fragst nach seiner Handynummer. Am nächsten Tag rufst du ihn an und sagst ihm: "Ich bin ziemlich gut im Bett!" Das ist Telemarketing.

Du bist mit einigen Freunden auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Einer deiner Freunde geht zu ihm hin und sagt: "Die da hinten ist ziemlich gut im Bett!" Das ist Werbung.

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du gehst zu ihm hin und frischst seine Erinnerung auf: "Kannst du dich noch an unser Date vor zwei Wochen erinnern. Weißt du noch, wie gut ich im Bett war?" Das ist Customer Relationship Management (CRM)

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du gehst zu ihm hin und sagst ihm: "Ich bin ziemlich gut im Bett!" Dann ziehst du deine Bluse aus und zeigst ihm deinen Busen. Das ist Merchandising.

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du gehst zu ihm hin, sagst ihm, wie geschmackvoll er angezogen ist und wie gut er riecht. Dann schenkst du ihm ein Glas Wein ein, zündest ihm eine Zigarette an und sagst ihm: "Ich bin ziemlich gut im Bett!" Das ist PR (Public Relation)

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du nimmst Ihn an der Hand, zerrst Ihn spontan und ungeplant ins nächste Zimmer und zeigst Ihm dass Du gut im Bett bist. Das ist Vorführung/Verkaufsförderung
Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst einen attraktiven, jungen Mann. Du zeigst Ihm einen Folder, welcher Dich im Bett in diversen Stellungen mit diversen detaillierten Erklärungen zeigt. Das ist Verkaufsförderung

Männlich Marketingstrategie:

Du bist auf einer Party. Du siehst eine attraktive, junge Frau. Du gehst zu ihr hin und sagst ihr: "Ich bin ziemlich gut im Bett und außerdem kann ich die ganze Nacht ohne Pause!" Das ist irreführende Werbung, und die ist gesetzlich verboten.

Hypnotized Sex

2006-02-22T21:15:00.000+01:00

As seen on Wimp.com

Hypnosis Orgasms

2006-02-22T21:13:00.000+01:00

As seen on Wimp.com

Strange Facts

2006-02-22T21:05:00.000+01:00

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 wow!!

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase . . . "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Paris & Paris

2006-02-12T02:08:00.001+01:00

Paris

2006-02-12T02:08:00.000+01:00

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

2006-02-12T02:07:00.000+01:00

Brittany, Jessica, and Carmen

2006-02-12T02:00:00.000+01:00

Jessica Simpson

2006-02-12T01:53:00.000+01:00

Power Rangers Theme Song

2006-01-31T20:27:00.000+01:00

Pro Bodybuilder Music Video

2006-01-30T20:34:00.000+01:00

The 2 Chinese Students Again

2006-01-30T17:19:00.000+01:00

9 Year Old Argues with his Mom

2006-01-30T12:51:00.000+01:00

Two Chinese Students

2006-01-26T18:54:00.000+01:00

Injured - Injured BAD

2006-01-26T18:43:00.000+01:00

Tom Kills Oprah

2006-01-26T18:39:00.000+01:00

Gold Digger Parody

2006-01-26T18:38:00.000+01:00

Nicardo Telugu Song

2006-01-26T18:36:00.000+01:00

Morning Musume vs. Lizard

2006-01-26T18:32:00.000+01:00

Matrix Ping Pong

2006-01-26T18:30:00.000+01:00